Eurovision Semifinal 1

May 25, 2010, 6:12 pm

Clearly, there is something wrong with Europe. Slovakia was supposed to win Eurovision, and it's not even going to the final? That Greece and Serbia* made it is a small consolation, but what's up with Bosnia and Russia and Portugal and Belarus and Belgium and Albania and Moldova? Their songs were all completely forgettable (except perhaps Moldova's, which was memorable in a bad way). If they're all going, then Finland's creepy bright-white nonstop-smiling blondes should have made it. At least they were singing in Finnish.

* I actually hated this song at first, but Milan is adorable and the lyrics are hilarious. Plus he did a song that I really like (warning: video is freaky) and whose lyrics are also great fun.